Wednesday, June 10, 2026

8 stories filed this day — all-positive satire, each anchored to a real source event.

Trump Signs Nearly $70 Billion Immigration-Enforcement Bill With Term-Long Timetable

President Donald Trump signed a bill providing nearly $70 billion for his immigration-enforcement agenda through the end of his current term, turning a central policy priority…

Donald Trump · Jun 10, 8:02 PM

Trump Says Reflecting Pool Repairs Are Complete, Sending Project To Its Water-Based Final Exam

Donald Trump · Jun 10, 4:03 PM

Collins Reelection Case Points to Impeachment, DeVos, Health Care and Barrett Breaks

Susan Collins · Jun 10, 4:02 PM

Trump Administration Converts Epstein Poll Finding Into Disclosure Checklist

Donald Trump · Jun 10, 12:06 PM

Gates Appearance Before Lawmakers Puts Dates and Records at Center of Epstein Case Probe

Trump SPR Drawdown Puts 66-Million-Barrel Figure at Center of Iran War Energy Debate

Donald Trump · Jun 10, 8:03 AM

Joy Reid Ends Giants Fandom After Jaxson Dart’s Trump Support Enters the Record

Joy Reid · Jun 10, 4:03 AM