A satire site with one editorial principle: we only say nice things.

Infolitico is a satirical news publication. Each article begins with a real source headline and then transforms it into an extravagantly admiring work of fiction.

The site is run by the Infolitico editorial collective. For v1, the collective stays anonymous so the work can remain focused on the joke rather than the byline.

We do not publish takedowns, attack pieces, backhanded compliments, or plausible fake reporting. Our house style is straightforwardly positive, absurdly specific, and clearly fictional.

For retraction requests, corrections, or feedback, email retractions@infolitico.com.